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Entertainments... ) The MJ thing, however, is not entertainment. Although, I do have a theory that the man we've been increasingly repulsed by for the past twenty years was actually a Captain EO animatronic who went haywire after the Pepsi commercial incident.

Speculations... ) None of this has anything whatsoever to do with splitting beer atoms. Probably.

Machinations... ) The prize demographic to aim for is the Cartoon Network viewership, because they're nerdier and because their age range extends all the way to the Adult Swim audience. Think about it.
 
 
08 July 2009 @ 12:03 am

Leaving for Italy tomorrow and I am somewhat going to miss France. I actually had an enjoyable time in this country. Good wine, friendly people, amazing sights and mostly agreeable weather. Plus the country is so large that I know I'll want to come back and explore more. Maybe even with a bike next time!

I am headed for the Tuscany hinterlands to a town called Subbiano. It's an eight hour train ride tomorrow. Blah humbug to that but I know it will pay off.

I have no lt had much time to think about the bigger picture of my life while on this trip. I do know that things will be crazy when I get back with me having to move right when I get there. Oh well. Another day, another country!

Btw so far no hookups or anything. I met an Arabic guy on the street but he liked Patrick and wanted a three way with me. Not happening! I did grab his cock and kissed him on the neck while patrick wasn't looking. Haha.

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06 July 2009 @ 12:29 am

At a gay bar in nice France. It's kinda dead. I am fucking tired of cruising. I even looked through a guys window and then came back but the window was closed. He didn't want what I was selling. Oh well.

The trip is great. In all. I can't Omg. A guy just walked by and grabbed my leg. I gotta go.

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Not much going on. Tank and her dog spent last weekend out at rustic Guemes Island, while I minded the monkey. I expected she would have a good time, but I was surprised to hear not a single complaint of RA pain, despite having hiked and gone sea kayaked every day. She claims it's the clean air, but expect that's only one reasons, perhaps not even a major one. I felt guilty -- still do -- that she had to return to the city life she dreads more with each passing day. Workin' on remedying that...

The new member on my team at work is moving to Bainbridge in a month, in his case mainly because Seattle School District were being such utter fuckwits about enrollment for his kid in the fall. Very interested in gleaning insights into island life from someone who actually commutes into my office and self-describes his family as "not island people". Meanwhile, I'm slated to check out the city of Snohomish tomorrow, though I'm not optimistic based on what I saw in nearby Monroe. There's also a nice little farm outside of North Bend, but it backs up to both I-90 and the south fork of the Snoqualmie River, either of which may offer a clue as to why its price has been slashed 40% since it was last purchased four years ago.
"I just re-read 1602, for proofreading purposes, this afternoon, in a small boat, drifting across a lake on a sunny day, and I found, to my relief, it as very much the kind of comic I had wanted to write: something for summer, to be read under a porch or in a treehouse; or up on a roof; or in a small field, a long time ago, beside the bulrush patch."
--Neil Gaiman, afterword to 1602
While Tank was gone, I stayed up way too late every night reading Marvel 1602. It was an okay read, but the art style, though well-suited to the swashbuckling time period, is not one for which I feel any great enthusiasm. Aside from being a typical Elseworlds story, the only points of note were: 1) Gaiman provided the writing after a five-year absence from comics; 2) a one-panel caricature of Bush and Rumsfeld discussing torture; and 3) at one point the fourth wall is broken and then promptly and inexplicably forgotten. Enh. I had more fun with M.O.D.O.K.'s 11, a super-villain team-up that is only vaguely evocative of Ocean's 11, with the main thread being a motley crew executing a heist and a subplot involving the group leader's former romantic interest. Hilarious though! And the art was much more to my liking, complemented by beautiful painted covers on the individual issues.

Having survived a weekend of single-parenting with aplomb, upon Tank's return I quickly fell into a torpor that has persisted for the entire week, squelching any intentions to go out and enjoy the glorious sunshine. Bother! Not really sure what's wrong, except that I may have come down with a bug, likely the same one that has kept Mini sniffling and/or coughing since last week. I really need it to go away in time for this weekend, dammit.

Not that I have any major plans, other than to participate in the massive zombie event in Fremont on Friday. My original plan had been for the whole family to join in, which would have been a hoot, but it's going to run way too long and late for either of the girls to handle. I had been lamenting to people this week that the event wasn't scheduled for the evening of the Fourth, because that would be frickin' cool to have the blanched masses illuminated by fire raining down from the sky. But then, as teenage delinquents were out tonight setting off firecrackers near my house, it occurred to me that zombies wielding explosive devices is actually a Very Bad Idea. Or comedy gold. Really, it could go either way.

Any other would-be walking-dead out there got yer ears on? Hell, is anyone still alive? No? Carry on as you were then.
 
 
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30 June 2009 @ 04:39 pm
After 10 empty months on the market, we sold the Greenwood house - it closed last Monday. It didn't seem real until today - payday. I get to keep so much more of my paycheck this month, I can start paying down some of the debt we've incurred through the last several months of creative financing.

I keep saying I lost money on the place, but that's not true. The selling price was a little over 150% of what I paid for it back in 2000, and I put a full 20% down at purchase time. Five years of a ridiculously low interest rate on my ARM allowed me to make a substantial dent in the principle. I borrowed every penny of that equity to buy the new house. It's when property values continued to drop that the combination of two mortgages and an equity loan put me under water.

The possibility of renting it came up several times. I was convinced I would do it, then convinced I would let it sit. Realistically, I knew in my gut that I didn't want to own it. All the plusses and minuses aside, it came down to simplicity. I wanted to reduce the number of assets and liabilities on my balance sheet. I actually took it off the market for a month, then I decided to make one last stab at it with a dramatically lowered price. I could always rent it - and our financial situation allowed us to continue to carry it for a little while.

I got a bank loan to cover closing costs and put it back on. In hindsight I priced it too low. I didn't allow any room for offers - and at $315,000 it brought in buyers who hoped to get me down to $300,000. I couldn't have accepted that even if I'd wanted to. So, I gave my agent authority to verbally counter anything under asking which cut back dramatically on the Mickey Mouse offers. It was already priced aggressively - probably $10K under comps. We were just about to raise the price when we got a solid offer at asking price.

It was touch and go through the whole process - and closing costs came in almost $4500 over what I'd budgeted for. But, it all worked out. The documents are signed and the ink is dry.

I locked my keys in and left the new owners a letter, along with instructions for the hot tub and highlights of some of the oddities of the place (e.g. the raccoons). They got a good house for a good price and I got as much out of it as I could have hoped, given the market.

Now, I have two fewer loans to pay each month. We should be able to pay off the bank loan within a year, as well as build our liquid cash reserves back up.

Our timing worked out pretty well. We got the new place as prices started to drop - but before the floor. We sold the old place probably at or near the floor. But, due to some good financial decisions early on, we were able to climb the real-estate ladder even as it was falling apart.

What I learned:


  • Get an agent who understands pricing. For the most part, the prices on sites like Zillow are reasonably accurate. If all your agent is doing is looking online and printing reports, they're not adding value. They should do walkthroughs of comps and put together a Comparative Market Analysis. (Ultimately, I found Zillow to be pretty much spot on anyway).

  • Keep it simple. It is NOT THAT COMPLICATED. All of the middle men cash in on complexity - weird offers, money changing hands. If it smells fishy it probably is.

  • Be honest - it's easier to remember the truth and it won't bite you in the ass later. Demand honesty and straight talk from everyone you work with.

  • Empower your agent to work for you. While the market is hitting them hard, they still make an obscene amount per hour. Make them earn it. If they're not willing to negotiate on your behalf or research for you, fire them. You can look at places on your own - you don't need their help for that. You DO need them to work through comps and pricing and offers - not to mention paperwork. They work for you.

  • If you ask an agent to advise you on an area that's not their expertise, don't be a dick when they're wrong. Due to liability and regulations, some agents are hesitant to do anything outside of a very narrow band of tasks. If they are nice enough to tell you what they think might be true about taxes (for example), accept that they're doing it as a friend and don't get all litigious if they're wrong. Trusting that you won't sue their ass will empower them even more.

  • Of course, if they're grossly negligent or dishonest - sue away.

  • Agents who claim to know secrets or who have a special way of doing things are probably scammers. It is a straight-forward job. There are no mystical powers or fonts of knowledge that allow some agents to sell better. It all pretty much boils down to price and the market. Avoid, especially, agents who have a reputation for being aggressive. You don't want a pansy, but "tough" agents are usually jerks who have even less insight than the run-of-the-mill schlub. They will likely wind up playing games that make things more complicated than they need to be in order to prove their value.

  • Automate as much as possible. Once you have a plan and have empowered your agent - stop worrying about it. Let it happen.

  • Think through the worst-case scenario. Walk through what could happen step by every horrible step. Face the worst and plan for the likely. Chances are, the worst isn't that scary and the likely becomes downright acceptable.

  • Stir and enjoy!

 
 
29 June 2009 @ 10:42 am
My favorite part was watching the faces as they ran by. Every one told a story. Some were focused, like they were at work or solving a problem. Others were rigid with grim determination. Many were in pain, barely keeping it together, commanding their legs to keep moving, dammit. A few were smiling - with disbelief, relief, or wild enthusiastic victory.

Being there for the winners was an experience I highly recommend - if you ever have the opportunity. A pack of vehicles - trucks, bicycles, cops on motorcycles - trundled by, then the route cleared and sat quiet and empty for a moment before a lone runner turned the corner; and the crowd went apeshit. I tried to imagine what it felt like to be so far in front of a group of 15,000 other runners - 13.1 miles in just over an hour. He ran right by us - a world champion many times over, if I heard the announcer right - gifted, elegant, beautiful.

I almost missed Cuttlefish, since she came in with a large pack - and at the same time as the winner of the full marathon. I grabbed a short video but it's all shaky since I was screaming my lungs out. She was one of the determined ones - eyes locked on the finish line. I'm glad she didn't hear us. We got to share an intensely personal moment, unsullied by reacting to our encouragement. This was farther and faster than she'd ever run, and she'd ground out the last two miles step by painful step.

I pushed through thousands of spectators, wanting to be the first to greet her. But, I wound up being last since she made her way directly to the rendezvous. I was so proud. I am so proud. I flashed back to when I saw her stepping out of the water after swimming the Fat Salmon - 3 miles in open water with little training and no wet suit - all dripping wet and beautiful.

I was inspired and in love, and it was only just 9 am.